In which I present a delightful blueberry pie recipe that I presented previously. (Subtitle: 4th of

Several years ago, I had another blog that I used for product and recipe reviews. I took it down last summer because I didn't have time to maintain it, but what good is an old blog if you can't mine it for content when convenient?

Several of my friends used the previous blog entries on blueberry and cherry pies to bake their own pies and found the recipes simple and delicious, which is just how I found them when I discovered the recipes on the Internet. Enjoy the blueberry pie, my friends!

Many people like to bake because they like to see their families and friends eating and enjoying their delicious, homemade treats and because crafting something tasty or attractive can be rewarding. It's a hands-on hobby. I love baking for all of those reasons and also because I unapologetically use my baked goods to make people love me.

Consider the following scenario: you and your friends decide to take a covered wagon West to settle in the last frontier. You're lousy with manifest destiny. But, alas, you get stuck on top of a mountain in a weeks-long blizzard, and you all start to starve to death. The only food you have left to share amongst you is flour, sugar, butter, and some dried fruit. You consider killing and eating each other because you’re all doing Paleo, but your depression over the impending cannibalism makes you crave sweets (as it will do). Who are you going to spare--the moron who can sew or the lovable and brilliant baker?

I can tell you this: none of my friends have ever been sorry to see me enter a room when I'm carrying a tin of homemade brownies, not even the ones who find me mildly irritating. Obviously, then, it's important that we all learn to bake.

So, to begin, I found the world's best blueberry pie recipe several years ago, when I decided to become a Thanksgiving pie expert because pies are, by far, the most important and time-consuming aspect of any Thanksgiving meal. If you sense derision on my part regarding non-dessert foods, you are correct.

But, I wanted to make a variety of from-scratch pies without having to expend a huge amount of time or effort. Look, there's no way of getting out of the work of an apple pie. Canned apples are a bane of human existence, so one must always, ALWAYS use fresh, peeled, cored, and sliced apples. Period. However, other pies should not have to be so time-consuming, which is why I went on a hunt for the best and easiest blueberry, cherry, and chocolate pie recipes. My hunt took approximately five minutes on Google (I'm kind of lazy), but I'm still using the same three recipes today that I discovered four years ago. Obviously, as per usual, the recipes are not mine, and I have no desire to claim them as mine. They are entirely the creations of other people; I've only tweaked them as necessary for my purposes. So thank you, pie recipe people! We all thank you.

Today, we address the blueberry pie recipe, which I found on a website, PickYourOwn.org, that is designed to help users find pick-your-own (fruit) farms near them. They literally call the recipe the world's best blueberry pie recipe, so I took the name to heart. Also, it looked incredibly easy, which is why I chose it. I've made this pie countless times now, usually for my husband (Terry) on random days throughout the year because it's his favorite food, but also for Thanksgiving. Terry has requested pie and commented on it on Facebook so many times that one of his friends said two years ago on Facebook, "Y'all sure do have a lot of pie up in there." You are correct, Jeremy. You are correct.

The World's Best Blueberry Pie Recipe

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

Filling ingredients:

3-4 cups of blueberries. If you use fresh, rinse them well. If you use frozen (I usually do--the frozen wild blueberries are divine), also rinse them well because the pie filling "juice" will be too runny if you don't. I have to be honest--I think I use more than 3-4 cups, but I have big pie pans. It really depends on your pie pan and your pie filling thickness preference.

7 tablespoons corn starch--I just use not quite a 1/2 cup. Who wants to measure out seven separate tablespoons of corn starch, the most irritating ingredient known to man?

2/3 cup sugar (organic works beautifully)

3 tablespoons water

2 tablespoons lemon juice. If you don't want to use lemon juice, just substitute more water for it. Use less liquid, in general, if you want a tighter filling or if your berries seem overly juicy. You will need to tweak and experiment, as it all depends on your filling preferences, your altitude, your berries, and, of course, your karma. If you’re a terrible person, it’s likely that your filling will be lacking, just like your soul.

I don't use any spices, but you can use 1/2 tsp. cinnamon and/or 1/4 tsp. allspice if you so desire. (In blueberry pie? Gross--but I am a flavor purist.)

Crust ingredients:

I use a crust recipe that my Grandma Oleson used to use, and it is SO EASY. I cannot stress to you how much easier it is than the traditional roll-out crust. Now, the traditional crust is delicious, no doubt about it, but it is challenging. And butter is delicious. And a traditional crust is a finicky jackass. (My Grandma Carr was, quite frankly, queen of all pie makers, and she obviously had a much stronger baking/work ethic than I do, as she always used roll-out crusts.)

Bottom crust: 1 stick salted butter, 1 cup flour, and a dash of salt

Top crust: 1 stick slightly softened salted butter, 1 cup flour, and 1/2 cup sugar (organic works beautifully)

And now, the process.

First, melt a stick of butter in the pie pan. I use glass pans, so I can melt the butter in the pan in the microwave; it takes about 1.5 minutes. If you use metal tins, you can melt the butter in the tin on the range.

Once the butter is melted, add the flour and the salt.

Mix together with fork until ingredients are thoroughly mixed together. Then, pat it out so that it covers the bottom and sides of the pie pan.

Then, pour the plain blueberries into the pie pan. As you can likely see from the following photograph, I was too lazy to rinse my frozen berries, but I DO recommend that you rinse them so as to end up with a tighter pie filling when it's baked.

In a separate container, mix the corn starch and the sugar together with a fork and then add the water and the lemon juice, which is necessary for thickening. Mix with fork.

Pour the corn starch/sugar/water/lemon juice mixture over the blueberries.

Now it's time for the top crust! To start, blend the flour and sugar together in a bowl. Cut up slightly softened salted butter into the mixture and then blend, using a pastry blender, until crumbly.

Then, sprinkle crumble crust over the berries, covering thoroughly.

When the pie is thoroughly crusted, slide that puppy into the 375-degree oven and bake for 55-60 minutes. When it's done, it will look something like this:

For some reason, my top crust sometimes sinks into the filling. I don't know why. It does it even when I've rinsed the berries sometimes. It doesn't really matter, as the buttery and sugary deliciousness is still there, somewhere, but, I gotta be honest, it doesn't look great. I get no complaints from the pie-eaters, though, so I don't worry about it. And let's be honest; if I did get complaints, I'd tell the complainers to kiss my grits and then go back to my Jack Reacher book. I just made you a pie! Shut yer pie hole!

And there you have it--the world's most delicious blueberry pie. This recipe has brought our family much joy in the last several years, so I hope you enjoy it, as well. Godspeed, pie lovers.

Addendum, re: gluten-free pies: In the last couple of years, I've experimented with gluten-free baking for my friend, Angie, whose intestines will explode if she eats gluten (or something like that--I'm not a doctor). As I am a person with a raging sweet tooth, I am horrified by the gluten-free diet. It's horrifying. It's almost worse than giving up sugar. However, it is not only possible but easy to modify this recipe so that it's gluten-free. It's easiest to buy the gluten-free pie shells (for the bottom crust) at Whole Foods and then to make the top crumble crust using the King Arthur gluten-free multi-purpose flour instead of regular flour. It doesn't bake up quite the same, but it tastes just as good.


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